nialllhoran:

men’s back muscles let you know that god is real

(via sorry)

14th2:

aiclan:

afrogay:

if i die my funerals gonna be the biggest fucken party and you’re all invitedΒ 

if

great, the only party ive ever been invited to and he might not even die

(via spoken-not-written)

gelatins:

by day i am just a regular loser, by night i am the same loser only it’s nighttime

(via tessa-nator)

pastelpunks:

I HATE CAT CALLING SO MUCH WHY IS THIS A THING WHY DO PEOPLE DO THIS TO ME AND OTHERS

(via kingofdasquirrels)

cknd:

Dreams would be much more fun if they were multi-player servers that other sleeping people could join.

(via hotboyproblems)

britney2007spears:

yes, i am a hipster :-), have you heard of lana del rey?? probably not.

(via sorry)

forever:

so did we ever stop kony

(via officialwhitegirls)

morgrana:

spoken-not-written:

phlilester:

spoken-not-written:

whoever invented cramps is an asshole

ur an 18 year old boy

NOT JUST FEMALES GET CRAMPS WTF I GOT CRAMP IN MY FOOT FROM ALL THE SEX I’VE NOT BEEN HAVING OKAY CRAMPS DONT JUST HAPPEN IN THE LADY POCKET REGION OR WHATEVER

the lady pocket region

(via spoken-not-written)

putins-boyfriend:

rupsidaisy:

plucking your eyebrows is legitimately very stressful because you pull out one wrong hair and it’s game over

hola

(Source: 2bainzz, via deltacentauri)